The MTA is gonna need more of those disinfecting UV lamps …
A raunchy couple took advantage of the practically empty transit system to get freaky on a subway platform, a new video shows.
The nearly minute-long clip, filmed by a chuckling onlooker from across the tracks, appears to show a man and woman in the throes of passion on the platform of the Flushing Avenue station in Brooklyn.
“Yeah, I don’t care, I don’t mind that s–t, that s–t is like PornHub to me,” the giddy gawker can be heard saying as the man looks over, sticks out his tongue and flashes hand-horns.
“This is New York City, you see everything, you hear! Oh, he came. He f–king came. I can’t even concentrate with s–t like this.”
“Have a good one, bro,” the voyeur, who sources say was a construction worker from nearby street work, shouts before walking away while laughing.
It was unclear when the video was shot.
In a bid to stop the spread of coronavirus, the MTA has contracted more cleaners, rolled out virus-killing ultraviolet lamps and even taken the unheard-of step of suspending service overnight to disinfect trains.
Asked about the lewd public display of affection, the MTA took pride in the cleanliness of its stations — but still discouraged people from getting down on the underground.
“We are proud the subways are as clean as they’ve ever been, but no need to try them out like these geniuses,” MTA spokesman Tim Minton said.
“Glad we announced our ultraviolet disinfecting pilot yesterday because we are going to need it on this platform.”